The “new” CNN is very much like the old, tired, humorless, discredited, basement-appreciated CNN that America has come to despise and then ignore.
Color me stunned that the lying godforsaken liars at CNN lied about a “new” CNN that would be less partisan and more middle-of-the-road.
Oh yeah, there’s nothing like promoting Jake “Russia Collusion Conspiracy Colluder and Lyin’ Election Meddler” Tapper to a great primetime spot at 9pm to prove just how much things will change.
But I’m sure Tapper’s promotion was based on merit because of the massive audience he’ll be taking with him from his 2 p.m. to 4 p.m. Oh wait, Tapper consistently comes in last place at 4pm (by a mile) and barely cracked 800,000 viewers last month. But maybe I’m missing something. There must be some market research somewhere showing that the American people are pining for smug dishonesty at 9 p.m.
But guess who else failed at CNN primetime? Alisyn “Gun-Grabbing, Racial Panandering, Trump-Deranged” Camerota. And why not? When co-hosting CNNs New day, she too consistently ended up in distant last place. But I’m sure all 300,000 of her loyal morning viewers will eagerly tune in at 10 p.m. for two hours of smug lies.
Hey, maybe CNN chief Chris Licht is doing this for fun? Because it will be hilarious to see Jake Tapper humiliated while earning fewer viewers than Chris Cuomo. Despite all his flaws and character flaws, at least Fredo had a personality. Tapper is the boyfriend you hope your older sister dumps for someone more fun.
CNN does nothing to improve itself. Moving the deck chairs on the Titanic won’t solve anything. These are the same unsympathetic, self-righteous, humorless, left-wing liars who turned CNN into CNNLOL, into a national punch line.
Licht claims he wants live news, but straight news means sometimes you report things that could make a Democrat lose an election. Don Lemon, Jake Tapper and Alisyn Camerota will never, ever do that. All they care about is their fascist agenda. All they care about is their status with the left-wing elite. The founders of the Woke Gestapo will never jeopardize their status or harm the fascist cause of the state. These people are enforcers of the left religion. They see their duty as guarding purity, not telling the truth.
We were sure CNN would stop lying. Instead, the liars at CNN now lie about lying.
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