“It turned out to be a lot worse than we imagined because he actually kidnapped them from Texas,” Colbert said. “For a man who acts so concerned about borders, he doesn’t seem to know where his state ends.”
DeSantis claimed the migrants “planned to come to Florida”.
“Come on,” he said. “Nobody plans to go to Florida.”
Colbert noted that there were only two reasons people travel to the Sunshine State.
“You’re about to die and want to eat pudding next to an alligator,” he said. “Or you want to do that Disney thing where you can build your own lightsaber.”
Next, Colbert offered a blunt answer to a trivia question about how much of a “bastard” DeSantis is: